Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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