My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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