He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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