you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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