someone get that fucking seahorse.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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