i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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