I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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