The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Non-Jews are for practice
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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