Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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