So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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