question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
she peed on how many people?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Send help, water and tortillas.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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