Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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