ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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