how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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