rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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