what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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