i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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