Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
Randomize
