Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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