I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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