shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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