He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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