You're my little dorito
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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