Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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