Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We are two peas in an std pod
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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