Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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