Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
What happened to fro yo and sex?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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