I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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