I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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