If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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