Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Bring me that man meat
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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