Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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