Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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