i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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