when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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