Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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