did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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