This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
