Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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