walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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