I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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