i always forget guys have bellybuttons
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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