Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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