is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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