Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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