She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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