Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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