butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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