So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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