i think my mom watched the whole time
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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