You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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