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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching

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  Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)

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  It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

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  I'm in love

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  I wish life had little blips of pornography

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my credit cards need to be pressure washed

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• (941): View more from Florida

  The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back

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• (714): View more from California

  You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar

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