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• (248): View more from Michigan

  do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.

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  RUDE.

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  I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.

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  outsmarted mickey deeeees

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• (858): View more from California

  Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

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  i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

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• (646): View more from New York

  i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  What happened to chicks over dicks?

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  That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.

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• (718): View more from New York

  He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!

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  It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him

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• (713): View more from Texas

  You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever

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  I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now

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