Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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