Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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