Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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