Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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