You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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