I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
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